galart_1_4164835370galerieclanek416483'{"desc":{"IMAGE":"\"Byla jsem s dvouletou dcerkou v obchod\u011b, kdy\u017e za\u010dala bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed prodava\u010dce \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee tat\u00ednek mamince n\u011bkdy sundav\u00e1 no\u010dn\u00ed ko\u0161ili a j\u00e1 \u017ee \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m NE.\" Emma, dcera 2 roky"},"ico":{"IMAGE":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990779_batole-nakupni-vozik-nakup-materstvi-holcicka.jpg"},"galleryList":[["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990779_batole-nakupni-vozik-nakup-materstvi-holcicka.jpg","\"Byla jsem s dvouletou dcerkou v obchod\u011b, kdy\u017e za\u010dala bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed prodava\u010dce \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee tat\u00ednek mamince n\u011bkdy sundav\u00e1 no\u010dn\u00ed ko\u0161ili a j\u00e1 \u017ee \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m NE.\" Emma, dcera 2 roky","Shutterstock.com","2990779",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2268658_muz-pes.jpg","\"Po rozvodu mi mal\u00e1 dcera dohazovala nov\u00e9 tat\u00ednky. Potkaly jsme zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, asi o 30 let star\u0161\u00edho p\u00e1na, kter\u00e9ho mi za\u010dala vnucovat. \u0158\u00edkala jsem j\u00ed potichu, \u017ee je trochu star\u00fd, ale ona mu nahlas \u0159ekla, \u017ee to nevad\u00ed, proto\u017ee m\u00e1 hezk\u00e9ho psa.\" Eva","Profimedia.cz","2268658",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2644566_syn-chlapec-predskolak.jpg","\"P\u0159i\u0161la jsem pro syna do \u0161kolky, p\u0159iv\u00edtala jsem se s n\u00edm v \u0161atn\u011b, na\u010de\u017e on hlasit\u011b \u0159ekl, \u017ee tam n\u011bco smrd\u00ed a zeptal se, zda jsou to moje v\u011btry.\" Kamila","Shutterstock.com","2644566",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2803122_divka-dite-pouta-pripoutala-hasici-zachrana.jpg","\"Moje dcera na ulici zahl\u00e1sila, j\u00e9, mami pod\u00edvej, ten policajt m\u00e1 stejn\u00fd pouta jako m\u00e1te v lo\u017enici.\" Ashley","HZS St\u0159edo\u010desk\u00e9ho kraje","2803122",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990815_chlapec-predskolak-mhd-metro.jpg","\"T\u0159\u00edlet\u00fd syn bav\u00ed metro grimasami. Soused\u00edc\u00ed pan\u00ed mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b roztomil\u00e1 hol\u010di\u010dka. Na\u010de\u017e se syn za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 svl\u00e9kat... a na ot\u00e1zku, co \u017ee to d\u011bl\u00e1, vysv\u011btluje, \u017ee chce pan\u00ed uk\u00e1zat, \u017ee je chlape\u010dek.\" Aja","Shutterstock.com","2990815",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990930_zena-tehotna-tehotenstvi-dcera.jpg","\"Kdy\u017e jsem byla t\u011bhotn\u00e1, cht\u011bla moje star\u0161\u00ed dcera, abych j\u00ed vysv\u011btlila, jak se tam miminko dostalo. \u0158ekli jsme j\u00ed, \u017ee ho tam dal t\u00e1ta. Jen\u017ee ona cht\u011bla b\u00fdt ve v\u0161em jako maminka, a tak lidem vykl\u00e1dala, \u017ee m\u00e1 v b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku miminko a \u017ee j\u00ed ho tam dal tat\u00ednek.\" Heather","Shutterstock.com","2990930",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/1056695_dite-jidlo-rodina-obed-snidane.jpg","\"Dce\u0159i bylo asi p\u011bt, kdy\u017e se na v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm rodinn\u00e9m ob\u011bd\u011b v\u0161ech zeptala, jestli v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1ma m\u00e1 \"chlupatou pipinu\" a jak to maj\u00ed oni.\" Lucie","profimedia.cz","1056695",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/570808_paratko-stourani-zuby-zena.jpg","\"T\u0159\u00edlet\u00e1 dcera se ka\u017ed\u00e9ho vypt\u00e1vala na jm\u00e9no. Kdy\u017e se ho dozv\u011bd\u011bla, oslovila \u010dlov\u011bka a n\u011bco mu vytkla. T\u0159eba to, \u017ee m\u00e1 o\u0161kliv\u00e9 zuby nebo \u017ee smrd\u00ed, i kdy\u017e to ani nebyla pravda.\" Alice","scom","570808",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/1795452_jidlo-zdravi-limonada-nezdrave.jpg","\"Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk pije barevn\u00fd limon\u00e1dy, bude krv\u00e1cet penisu,\" komentoval \u0161estilet\u00fd syn ostatn\u00ed na jedn\u00e9 zahradn\u00ed slavnosti.","Shutterstock.com","1795452",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2405582_tehotna-tehotenstvi-sourozenec-sourozenecke-konstelace.jpg","\"\u010cekala jsem syna a doma jsem si posteskla, \u017ee se mi kv\u016fli t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed prsa tak zv\u011bt\u0161ila, \u017ee mi je v\u0161echno mal\u00e9. Cestou do \u0161kolky to dcera \u0159ekla \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161em.\" Vendula","Shutterstock","2405582",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990938_barveni-vlasu.jpg","\"Pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed syn v metru, t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e se souprava rozjela, pronesl: Mami, m\u00e1\u0161 ty vlasy u\u017e dost \u0161ediv\u00fd, m\u011bla by sis to obarvit.\" La\u010fka","Shutterstock.com","2990938",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2687306_kolo-helma-predskolacka-divka-holcicka.jpg","\"M\u00e1m vag\u00ednu,\" vyk\u0159ikovala moje t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e1 dcera, zat\u00edmco jezdila venku na kole.","Shutterstock.com","2687306",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2780474_predskolacka-limonada-divka-holcicka-bryle.jpg","\"\u010cty\u0159let\u00e1 dcera se v restauraci najednou chytila za b\u0159icho a \u0159ekla, \u017ee to asi dostala.\" Lola","Shutterstock.com","2780474",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2517017_batole-dite-smich-koupani-vana.jpg","\"Kdy\u017e byl syn mal\u00fd, miloval, kdy\u017e ho koupal tat\u00ednek. Bohu\u017eel, pak se to sna\u017eil svou chatrnou slovn\u00ed z\u00e1sobou l\u00ed\u010dit ostatn\u00edm. V\u0161em \u0159\u00edkal: T\u00e1ta m\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der stra\u0161n\u011b post\u0159\u00edkal. A bohu\u017eel mu bylo dob\u0159e rozum\u011bt.\" Klaudie","Shutterstock.com","2517017",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2847094_deti-batole-spanek.jpg","\"Tehdy dvoulet\u00fd syn neum\u011bl skoro v\u016fbec mluvit, ale s oblibou pou\u017e\u00edval slovo \"kokot\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\", kter\u00e9 znamenalo kakao a jeho uklid\u0148ovalo, kdy\u017e byl t\u0159eba unaven\u00fd. Klasick\u00e1 sc\u00e9nka? Vstupujeme do tramvaje, syn se rozhl\u00e9dne po cestuj\u00edc\u00edch a zahl\u00e1s\u00ed \"kokot\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\". Tv\u00e1\u0159ili se v\u0161elijak.\" Anna","Shutterstock.com","2847094",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990948_stara-pani-seniorka-starenka-predskolak.jpg","\"M\u016fj mal\u00fd synek si v parku pov\u00eddal se starou d\u00e1mou. Bylo to dojemn\u00e9 a\u017e do okam\u017eiku, kdy se j\u00ed zeptal, jestli v\u00ed, \u017ee brzy um\u0159e a kdo pak zd\u011bd\u00ed jej\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed.\" Marika","Shutterstock.com","2990948",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990999_nakupni-vozik.jpg","\"M\u016fj syn za\u0159val v obchod\u011b na p\u00e1na, kter\u00fd se podle n\u011bj moc loudal se sv\u00fdm n\u00e1kupn\u00edm voz\u00edkem: Uhni, ty debile a za\u0159a\u010f se do jin\u00e9ho j\u00edzdn\u00edho pruhu. Bohu\u017eel, sly\u0161el to v aut\u011b ode m\u011b.\" Petr","Shutterstock.com","2990999",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2353265_tampony-ruzova-tampon-damska-hygiena-menstruace.jpg","\"S dcerou nakupujeme v drogerii, na\u010de\u017e ona na cel\u00fd obchod zahl\u00e1s\u00ed: \"Mami, je\u0161t\u011b ty bonbony, jak si strk\u00e1\u0161 do pipiny.\" M\u011bla na mysli tampony, kr\u00e1tce p\u0159edt\u00edm jsem ji vysv\u011btlovala cosi o menstruaci, ale asi \u0161patn\u011b.","Shutterstock.com","2353265",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2991015_.jpg","\"Byli jsme na v\u00fdlet\u011b, moje dcera u\u017e nemohla, a tak j\u00ed m\u016fj bratr vzal na ramena. A ona mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee a\u017e bude velk\u00e1, o\u017een\u00ed se s chlapem tak tlust\u00fdm, jako je on, aby j\u00ed vyrodil d\u011bti m\u00edsto n\u00ed.\" Majka","Shutterstock.com","2991015",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2991052_rodina-cernoch-black-and-white.jpg","\"Moje sest\u0159enice si vzala \u010dernocha. Kdy\u017e k n\u00e1m p\u0159ijeli, moje mal\u00e9 d\u011bti na n\u011bj po\u0159\u00e1d sahaly a nahlas se divily, \u017ee se od n\u011bj neu\u0161pinily.\" Kl\u00e1ra","Shutterstock.com","2991052",0,0]]}'56401441648320 příšerných vět, které děti dokázaly říct na veřejnosti5640142990779IMAGE"Byla jsem s dvouletou dcerkou v obchodě, když začala bez varování prodavačce říkat, že tatínek mamince někdy sundavá noční košili a já že říkám NE." Emma, dcera 2 rokytfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990779_batole-nakupni-vozik-nakup-materstvi-holcicka.jpgbatole, nakupni vozik, nakup, materstvi, holcickaShutterstock.com1002990779image2016-09-06 11:37:34f1000665ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_61579273.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990779_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990779_.jpg2990779https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990779_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990779_batole-nakupni-vozik-nakup-materstvi-holcicka.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Byla jsem s dvouletou dcerkou v obchod\u011b, kdy\u017e za\u010dala bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed prodava\u010dce \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee tat\u00ednek mamince n\u011bkdy sundav\u00e1 no\u010dn\u00ed ko\u0161ili a j\u00e1 \u017ee \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m NE.\" Emma, dcera 2 roky","ext_url":null}5640142268658IMAGE"Po rozvodu mi malá dcera dohazovala nové tatínky. Potkaly jsme známého, asi o 30 let staršího pána, kterého mi začala vnucovat. Říkala jsem jí potichu, že je trochu starý, ale ona mu nahlas řekla, že to nevadí, protože má hezkého psa." Evatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2268658_muz-pes.jpgmuz, pesProfimedia.cz1102268658image2015-03-05 11:54:44f1250833ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10696profimedia-0202470251.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2268658_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2268658_.jpg2268658https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12268658_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2268658_muz-pes.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Po rozvodu mi mal\u00e1 dcera dohazovala nov\u00e9 tat\u00ednky. Potkaly jsme zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, asi o 30 let star\u0161\u00edho p\u00e1na, kter\u00e9ho mi za\u010dala vnucovat. \u0158\u00edkala jsem j\u00ed potichu, \u017ee je trochu star\u00fd, ale ona mu nahlas \u0159ekla, \u017ee to nevad\u00ed, proto\u017ee m\u00e1 hezk\u00e9ho psa.\" Eva","ext_url":null}5640142644566IMAGE"Přišla jsem pro syna do školky, přivítala jsem se s ním v šatně, načež on hlasitě řekl, že tam něco smrdí a zeptal se, zda jsou to moje větry." Kamilatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2644566_syn-chlapec-predskolak.jpgsyn, chlapec, predskolakShutterstock.com1202644566image2016-03-24 15:06:13f1000666ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_152149013.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2644566_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2644566_.jpg2644566https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12644566_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2644566_syn-chlapec-predskolak.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"P\u0159i\u0161la jsem pro syna do \u0161kolky, p\u0159iv\u00edtala jsem se s n\u00edm v \u0161atn\u011b, na\u010de\u017e on hlasit\u011b \u0159ekl, \u017ee tam n\u011bco smrd\u00ed a zeptal se, zda jsou to moje v\u011btry.\" Kamila","ext_url":null}5640142803122IMAGE"Moje dcera na ulici zahlásila, jé, mami podívej, ten policajt má stejný pouta jako máte v ložnici." Ashleytfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2803122_divka-dite-pouta-pripoutala-hasici-zachrana.jpgdivka, dite, pouta, pripoutala, hasici, zachranaHZS Středočeského kraje1302803122image2016-08-11 11:30:01f560420ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg1070920160810_165642.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2803122_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2803122_.jpg2803122https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12803122_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2803122_divka-dite-pouta-pripoutala-hasici-zachrana.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Moje dcera na ulici zahl\u00e1sila, j\u00e9, mami pod\u00edvej, ten policajt m\u00e1 stejn\u00fd pouta jako m\u00e1te v lo\u017enici.\" Ashley","ext_url":null}5640142990815IMAGE"Tříletý syn baví metro grimasami. Sousedící paní mu říká, že je vážně roztomilá holčička. Načež se syn začíná svlékat... a na otázku, co že to dělá, vysvětluje, že chce paní ukázat, že je chlapeček." Ajatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990815_chlapec-predskolak-mhd-metro.jpgchlapec, predskolak, mhd, metroShutterstock.com1402990815image2016-09-06 11:47:24f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_307536902.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990815_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990815_.jpg2990815https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990815_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990815_chlapec-predskolak-mhd-metro.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"T\u0159\u00edlet\u00fd syn bav\u00ed metro grimasami. Soused\u00edc\u00ed pan\u00ed mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b roztomil\u00e1 hol\u010di\u010dka. Na\u010de\u017e se syn za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 svl\u00e9kat... a na ot\u00e1zku, co \u017ee to d\u011bl\u00e1, vysv\u011btluje, \u017ee chce pan\u00ed uk\u00e1zat, \u017ee je chlape\u010dek.\" Aja","ext_url":null}5640142990930IMAGE"Když jsem byla těhotná, chtěla moje starší dcera, abych jí vysvětlila, jak se tam miminko dostalo. Řekli jsme jí, že ho tam dal táta. Jenže ona chtěla být ve všem jako maminka, a tak lidem vykládala, že má v bříšku miminko a že jí ho tam dal tatínek." Heathertfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990930_zena-tehotna-tehotenstvi-dcera.jpgzena, tehotna, tehotenstvi dceraShutterstock.com1502990930image2016-09-06 13:01:10f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_182864807.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990930_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990930_.jpg2990930https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990930_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990930_zena-tehotna-tehotenstvi-dcera.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Kdy\u017e jsem byla t\u011bhotn\u00e1, cht\u011bla moje star\u0161\u00ed dcera, abych j\u00ed vysv\u011btlila, jak se tam miminko dostalo. \u0158ekli jsme j\u00ed, \u017ee ho tam dal t\u00e1ta. Jen\u017ee ona cht\u011bla b\u00fdt ve v\u0161em jako maminka, a tak lidem vykl\u00e1dala, \u017ee m\u00e1 v b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku miminko a \u017ee j\u00ed ho tam dal tat\u00ednek.\" Heather","ext_url":null}5640141056695IMAGE"Dceři bylo asi pět, když se na vánočním rodinném obědě všech zeptala, jestli vědí, že máma má "chlupatou pipinu" a jak to mají oni." Lucietfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/1056695_dite-jidlo-rodina-obed-snidane.jpgdite, jidlo, , rodina, obed, snidaneprofimedia.cz1601056695image2011-10-26 18:46:21f1400966ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10288profimedia-0056806307.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/1056695_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/1056695_.jpg1056695https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/11056695_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/1056695_dite-jidlo-rodina-obed-snidane.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Dce\u0159i bylo asi p\u011bt, kdy\u017e se na v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm rodinn\u00e9m ob\u011bd\u011b v\u0161ech zeptala, jestli v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1ma m\u00e1 \"chlupatou pipinu\" a jak to maj\u00ed oni.\" Lucie","ext_url":null}564014570808IMAGE"Tříletá dcera se každého vyptávala na jméno. Když se ho dozvěděla, oslovila člověka a něco mu vytkla. Třeba to, že má ošklivé zuby nebo že smrdí, i když to ani nebyla pravda." Alicetfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/570808_paratko-stourani-zuby-zena.jpgparatko, stourani, zuby, zenascom170570808image2010-06-01 17:09:48f16001070ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10152ras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/570808_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/570808_.jpg570808https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1570808_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/570808_paratko-stourani-zuby-zena.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"T\u0159\u00edlet\u00e1 dcera se ka\u017ed\u00e9ho vypt\u00e1vala na jm\u00e9no. Kdy\u017e se ho dozv\u011bd\u011bla, oslovila \u010dlov\u011bka a n\u011bco mu vytkla. T\u0159eba to, \u017ee m\u00e1 o\u0161kliv\u00e9 zuby nebo \u017ee smrd\u00ed, i kdy\u017e to ani nebyla pravda.\" Alice","ext_url":null}5640141795452IMAGE"Když člověk pije barevný limonády, bude krvácet penisu," komentoval šestiletý syn ostatní na jedné zahradní slavnosti.tfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/1795452_jidlo-zdravi-limonada-nezdrave.jpgjidlo, zdravi, limonada, nezdraveShutterstock.com1801795452image2013-07-01 17:18:39f1000599ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10486shutterstock_64560238.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/1795452_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/1795452_.jpg1795452https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/11795452_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/1795452_jidlo-zdravi-limonada-nezdrave.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk pije barevn\u00fd limon\u00e1dy, bude krv\u00e1cet penisu,\" komentoval \u0161estilet\u00fd syn ostatn\u00ed na jedn\u00e9 zahradn\u00ed slavnosti.","ext_url":null}5640142405582IMAGE"Čekala jsem syna a doma jsem si posteskla, že se mi kvůli těhotenství prsa tak zvětšila, že mi je všechno malé. Cestou do školky to dcera řekla úplně všem." Vendulatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2405582_tehotna-tehotenstvi-sourozenec-sourozenecke-konstelace.jpgtehotna, tehotenstvi, sourozenec, sourozenecke konstelaceShutterstock1902405582image2015-08-15 19:16:46f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_99863345.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2405582_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2405582_.jpg2405582https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12405582_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2405582_tehotna-tehotenstvi-sourozenec-sourozenecke-konstelace.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"\u010cekala jsem syna a doma jsem si posteskla, \u017ee se mi kv\u016fli t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed prsa tak zv\u011bt\u0161ila, \u017ee mi je v\u0161echno mal\u00e9. Cestou do \u0161kolky to dcera \u0159ekla \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161em.\" Vendula","ext_url":null}5640142990938IMAGE"Pubertální syn v metru, těsně předtím, než se souprava rozjela, pronesl: Mami, máš ty vlasy už dost šedivý, měla by sis to obarvit." Laďkatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990938_barveni-vlasu.jpgbarveni vlasuShutterstock.com11002990938image2016-09-06 13:10:06f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_127145276.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990938_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990938_.jpg2990938https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990938_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990938_barveni-vlasu.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed syn v metru, t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e se souprava rozjela, pronesl: Mami, m\u00e1\u0161 ty vlasy u\u017e dost \u0161ediv\u00fd, m\u011bla by sis to obarvit.\" La\u010fka","ext_url":null}5640142687306IMAGE"Mám vagínu," vykřikovala moje tříletá dcera, zatímco jezdila venku na kole.tfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2687306_kolo-helma-predskolacka-divka-holcicka.jpgkolo, helma, predskolacka, divka, holcickaShutterstock.com11102687306image2016-04-27 15:54:03f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_81781315 – kopie.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2687306_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2687306_.jpg2687306https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12687306_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2687306_kolo-helma-predskolacka-divka-holcicka.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"M\u00e1m vag\u00ednu,\" vyk\u0159ikovala moje t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e1 dcera, zat\u00edmco jezdila venku na kole.","ext_url":null}5640142780474IMAGE"Čtyřletá dcera se v restauraci najednou chytila za břicho a řekla, že to asi dostala." Lolatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2780474_predskolacka-limonada-divka-holcicka-bryle.jpgpredskolacka, limonada, divka, holcicka, bryleShutterstock.com11202780474image2016-07-19 16:21:12f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_344544404.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2780474_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2780474_.jpg2780474https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12780474_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2780474_predskolacka-limonada-divka-holcicka-bryle.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"\u010cty\u0159let\u00e1 dcera se v restauraci najednou chytila za b\u0159icho a \u0159ekla, \u017ee to asi dostala.\" Lola","ext_url":null}5640142517017IMAGE"Když byl syn malý, miloval, když ho koupal tatínek. Bohužel, pak se to snažil svou chatrnou slovní zásobou líčit ostatním. Všem říkal: Táta mě včera večer strašně postříkal. A bohužel mu bylo dobře rozumět." Klaudietfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2517017_batole-dite-smich-koupani-vana.jpgbatole, dite, smich, koupani, vanaShutterstock.com11302517017image2015-12-06 13:55:41f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_143800447.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2517017_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2517017_.jpg2517017https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12517017_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2517017_batole-dite-smich-koupani-vana.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Kdy\u017e byl syn mal\u00fd, miloval, kdy\u017e ho koupal tat\u00ednek. Bohu\u017eel, pak se to sna\u017eil svou chatrnou slovn\u00ed z\u00e1sobou l\u00ed\u010dit ostatn\u00edm. V\u0161em \u0159\u00edkal: T\u00e1ta m\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der stra\u0161n\u011b post\u0159\u00edkal. A bohu\u017eel mu bylo dob\u0159e rozum\u011bt.\" Klaudie","ext_url":null}5640142847094IMAGE"Tehdy dvouletý syn neuměl skoro vůbec mluvit, ale s oblibou používal slovo "kokotííí", které znamenalo kakao a jeho uklidňovalo, když byl třeba unavený. Klasická scénka? Vstupujeme do tramvaje, syn se rozhlédne po cestujících a zahlásí "kokotíííí". Tvářili se všelijak." Annatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2847094_deti-batole-spanek.jpgdeti, batole, spanekShutterstock.com11402847094image2016-08-21 17:51:37f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_95307799.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2847094_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2847094_.jpg2847094https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12847094_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2847094_deti-batole-spanek.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Tehdy dvoulet\u00fd syn neum\u011bl skoro v\u016fbec mluvit, ale s oblibou pou\u017e\u00edval slovo \"kokot\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\", kter\u00e9 znamenalo kakao a jeho uklid\u0148ovalo, kdy\u017e byl t\u0159eba unaven\u00fd. Klasick\u00e1 sc\u00e9nka? Vstupujeme do tramvaje, syn se rozhl\u00e9dne po cestuj\u00edc\u00edch a zahl\u00e1s\u00ed \"kokot\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\". Tv\u00e1\u0159ili se v\u0161elijak.\" Anna","ext_url":null}5640142990948IMAGE"Můj malý synek si v parku povídal se starou dámou. Bylo to dojemné až do okamžiku, kdy se jí zeptal, jestli ví, že brzy umře a kdo pak zdědí její oblečení." Marikatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990948_stara-pani-seniorka-starenka-predskolak.jpgstara pani, seniorka, starenka, predskolakShutterstock.com11502990948image2016-09-06 13:18:55f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_340819415.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990948_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990948_.jpg2990948https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990948_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990948_stara-pani-seniorka-starenka-predskolak.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"M\u016fj mal\u00fd synek si v parku pov\u00eddal se starou d\u00e1mou. Bylo to dojemn\u00e9 a\u017e do okam\u017eiku, kdy se j\u00ed zeptal, jestli v\u00ed, \u017ee brzy um\u0159e a kdo pak zd\u011bd\u00ed jej\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed.\" Marika","ext_url":null}5640142990999IMAGE"Můj syn zařval v obchodě na pána, který se podle něj moc loudal se svým nákupním vozíkem: Uhni, ty debile a zařaď se do jiného jízdního pruhu. Bohužel, slyšel to v autě ode mě." Petrtfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990999_nakupni-vozik.jpgnakupni vozikShutterstock.com11602990999image2016-09-06 13:47:43f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_153424526.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2990999_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2990999_.jpg2990999https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12990999_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2990999_nakupni-vozik.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"M\u016fj syn za\u0159val v obchod\u011b na p\u00e1na, kter\u00fd se podle n\u011bj moc loudal se sv\u00fdm n\u00e1kupn\u00edm voz\u00edkem: Uhni, ty debile a za\u0159a\u010f se do jin\u00e9ho j\u00edzdn\u00edho pruhu. Bohu\u017eel, sly\u0161el to v aut\u011b ode m\u011b.\" Petr","ext_url":null}5640142353265IMAGE"S dcerou nakupujeme v drogerii, načež ona na celý obchod zahlásí: "Mami, ještě ty bonbony, jak si strkáš do pipiny." Měla na mysli tampony, krátce předtím jsem ji vysvětlovala cosi o menstruaci, ale asi špatně.tfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2353265_tampony-ruzova-tampon-damska-hygiena-menstruace.jpgtampony, ruzova, tampon, damska hygiena, menstruaceShutterstock.com11702353265image2015-06-12 11:16:53f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10696shutterstock_153524888.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2353265_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2353265_.jpg2353265https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12353265_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2353265_tampony-ruzova-tampon-damska-hygiena-menstruace.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"S dcerou nakupujeme v drogerii, na\u010de\u017e ona na cel\u00fd obchod zahl\u00e1s\u00ed: \"Mami, je\u0161t\u011b ty bonbony, jak si strk\u00e1\u0161 do pipiny.\" M\u011bla na mysli tampony, kr\u00e1tce p\u0159edt\u00edm jsem ji vysv\u011btlovala cosi o menstruaci, ale asi \u0161patn\u011b.","ext_url":null}5640142991015IMAGE"Byli jsme na výletě, moje dcera už nemohla, a tak jí můj bratr vzal na ramena. A ona mu řekla, že až bude velká, ožení se s chlapem tak tlustým, jako je on, aby jí vyrodil děti místo ní." Majkatfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2991015_.jpg...Shutterstock.com11802991015image2016-09-06 13:50:35f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_39757738.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2991015_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2991015_.jpg2991015https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12991015_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2991015_.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Byli jsme na v\u00fdlet\u011b, moje dcera u\u017e nemohla, a tak j\u00ed m\u016fj bratr vzal na ramena. A ona mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee a\u017e bude velk\u00e1, o\u017een\u00ed se s chlapem tak tlust\u00fdm, jako je on, aby j\u00ed vyrodil d\u011bti m\u00edsto n\u00ed.\" Majka","ext_url":null}5640142991052IMAGE"Moje sestřenice si vzala černocha. Když k nám přijeli, moje malé děti na něj pořád sahaly a nahlas se divily, že se od něj neušpinily." Kláratfhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2991052_rodina-cernoch-black-and-white.jpgrodina, cernoch, black and whiteShutterstock.com11902991052image2016-09-06 14:00:51f1000667ext\lib\storage\S3Driver00rczjpg10704shutterstock_159067799.jpgras-czhttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gallery/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/medtitle/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gthumb/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/full/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/fullwidth/2991052_.jpghttps://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/galleryBig/2991052_.jpg2991052https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/12991052_.jpg{"ico":"https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/2991052_rodina-cernoch-black-and-white.jpg","mime":"IMAGE","description":"\"Moje sest\u0159enice si vzala \u010dernocha. Kdy\u017e k n\u00e1m p\u0159ijeli, moje mal\u00e9 d\u011bti na n\u011bj po\u0159\u00e1d sahaly a nahlas se divily, \u017ee se od n\u011bj neu\u0161pinily.\" Kl\u00e1ra","ext_url":null}41648320 příšerných vět, které děti dokázaly říct na veřejnosti
Děti si neberou servítky. A ještě se vyžívají v tom, že si pro svá peprná prohlášení vybírají momenty, kdy je uslyší pokud možno co nejvíce lidí nebo někdo, kdo by je vážně slyšet neměl. Takové to ticho, než se rozjede metro, napjatá chvilka na rodinném obědě, chvilka na zahájení školního roku. Co všechno děti dokázaly říct?
53702016-09-06 14:00:007042016-09-05 14:33:00.54825Když jsem byla malá, byla jsem podle mojí matky mistrem v hláškách, kvůli nímž by se nejraději propadla do země. Alespoň mi to do dneška tvrdí, ale řekla bych, že to nebylo nic výjimečného. Že svým způsobem perlí všechny děti. Posuďte sami - následující věty pronesly děti moje, potomci mých známých nebo rodičů, kteří se svěřili internetu. Která vás pobavila nejvíc?
Galerie: Co všechno děti dokázaly říct
A jakou největší ostudu svými prohlášeními udělaly vaše děti vám? Každý má hranici jinde - jednu moji kamarádku rozhodilo, když její dcera na veřejnosti prohlásila, že ho matka týrá, jelikož mu nechce koupit tatranku, zatímco jiná s úsměvem ustála i synův dotaz, zda se mladá dvojice sedící ve vlaku proti nim bude pářit.
