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Na rychlostn\u00ed silnici.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092439",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092440_supermamy.jpg","\u00danava tak velk\u00e1, \u017ee si sotva vzpomenete na sv\u00e9 jm\u00e9no, nato\u017e na jm\u00e9no partnera.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092440",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092441_supermamy.jpg","Zv\u011bdav\u00e1 nakukujete do plenky, abyste posoudila, jakou barvu m\u00e1 jej\u00ed obsah tentokr\u00e1t.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092441",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092442_supermamy.jpg","Po\u0159\u00e1d dokola p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edte - a nikdy si nevzpomenete, z kter\u00e9ho prsa jste kojila minule.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092442",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092443_supermamy.jpg","Hr\u016fza prvn\u00edho poporodn\u00edho vypr\u00e1zdn\u011bn\u00ed se","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092443",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092444_supermamy.jpg","Prvn\u00ed \u00fasm\u011bv, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed s\u00edlu ne\u017e jak\u00e1koli zn\u00e1m\u00e1 droga.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092444",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092445_supermamy.jpg","Tich\u00e1 o\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159est\u0159elka o to, kdo k miminku vstane ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092445",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092419_supermamy.jpg","Us\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed ve spr\u0161e vestoje, pamatujete?","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092419",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092420_supermamy.jpg","Bohu\u017eel, dok\u00e1\u017eete se o vylu\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9ho d\u00edt\u011bte bavit i s ciz\u00edmi lidmi. V\u010detn\u011b bezd\u011btn\u00fdch.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092420",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092421_supermamy.jpg","Nikde v\u00e1s nenal\u00e1kaj\u00ed na happy hour a slevy, proto\u017ee vy jdete dom\u016f o\u010dich\u00e1vat sv\u00e9mu d\u00edt\u011bti hlavu, proto\u017ee u\u017e v\u00e1m chyb\u00ed.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092421",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092422_supermamy.jpg","Mo\u017en\u00e1 si dokonce vedete tabulku toho, kolikr\u00e1t za den d\u00edt\u011b \u010dur\u00e1, m\u00e1 stolici a j\u00ed.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092422",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092423_supermamy.jpg","Dok\u00e1\u017eete nehnut\u011b le\u017eet na gau\u010di, proto\u017ee d\u00edt\u011b usnulo na v\u00e1s a vy ho za \u017e\u00e1dnou cenu nechcete probudit.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092423",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092424_supermamy.jpg","D\u00e1te p\u0159ednost sp\u00e1nku p\u0159ed sexem.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092424",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092425_supermamy.jpg","Utrat\u00edte pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed plat za ko\u010d\u00e1rek","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092425",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092426_supermamy.jpg","Budete k\u0159i\u010det, \u017ee v noci pla\u010d\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b nen\u00ed va\u0161e starost.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092426",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092427_supermamy.jpg","Zapln\u00edte fotkami d\u00edt\u011bte n\u011bkolikagigovou pam\u011b\u0165ovou kartu u\u017e b\u011bhem prvn\u00edch \u010dty\u0159 dn\u00ed jeho \u017eivota.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092427",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092428_supermamy.jpg","Budete n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy nutit, aby si myly, a je\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc si dezinfikovaly ruce, ne\u017e se dotknou va\u0161eho d\u00edt\u011bte.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092428",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092430_supermamy.jpg","M\u00e1 hlad? Pot\u0159ebuje p\u0159ebalit? Pochovat? Neust\u00e1l\u00e9 obavy a pochyby, zda to d\u011bl\u00e1te spr\u00e1vn\u011b.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092430",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092431_supermamy.jpg","T\u011b\u017eko uv\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee ten mal\u00fd roztomil\u00fd uzl\u00ed\u010dek vyroste v nesnesiteln\u00e9ho teenagera, kter\u00fd si bude myslet, \u017ee nev\u00edte v\u016fbec nic.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092431",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092432_supermamy.jpg","Str\u00e1v\u00edte hodiny pozorov\u00e1n\u00edm toho, jak miminko sp\u00ed.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092432",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092433_supermamy.jpg","Nadchne v\u00e1s setk\u00e1n\u00ed s n\u011bk\u00fdm, kdo m\u00e1 stejn\u011b star\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, a\u010dkoli jinak nebudete m\u00edt v\u016fbec nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092433",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092434_supermamy.jpg","Ukradnete si \u010das sama pro sebe d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee p\u016fjdete na n\u00e1kup a miminko nech\u00e1te s t\u00e1tou...","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092434",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092435_supermamy.jpg","... abyste vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed nechala voz\u00edk mezi reg\u00e1ly a b\u011b\u017eela s v\u00fd\u010ditkami dom\u016f za t\u00edm chu\u010f\u00e1tkem.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092435",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092436_supermamy.jpg","P\u0159estanete se oslovovat jm\u00e9ny, budete prost\u011b m\u00e1ma a t\u00e1ta. Ne?","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092436",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092437_supermamy.jpg","Va\u0161emu d\u00edt\u011bti je p\u011bt dn\u00ed a vy \u0159e\u0161\u00edte, zda bude chodit do baletu nebo zda bude sp\u00ed\u0161e studijn\u00ed typ.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092437",0,0],["IMAGE","https:\/\/1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org\/img\/1\/gallery\/3092438_supermamy.jpg","Nakonec v\u00e1m to p\u0159ijde v\u0161echno tak skv\u011bl\u00e9, \u017ee se rozhodnete m\u00edt dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b.","Boredpanda.com\/First Smile","3092438",0,0]]}'58289742862529 vtipných situací, které se dějí novopečeným rodičům. 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Podívejte se!
Chcete si zavzpomínat, jaké to bylo, když bylo vašemu dítěti sotva pár dní? Nebo se připravit na to, co vás čeká, až se vám potomek narodí? Díky těmto obrázkům z webu First Smile můžete.
53652016-11-05 06:00:007042016-11-04 13:16:23.34865Každé tři minuty chodí kontrolovat, zda dítě dýchá. Každých deset minut si ho fotí. Bedlivě zkoumají, jak vypadá obsah plenek, a neustále přemýšlí, zda se o miminko starají dobře. Kdo? Novopečení rodiče přece. Sama si pamatuju, že jsme nebyli jiní – proto mě obrázky z webu First Smile pobavily. Podívejte se na ně do GALERIE.
Nevím, jak to máte vy, ale my se občas s mužem nemůžeme dočkat, až děti usnou, a pak, když je konečně klid, prohlížíme si jejich fotky v mobilu a vyprávíme si, co jsme s nimi během dne zažili. A to už to nejsou novorozenci.
GALERIE: Tohle zažijete, když se vám narodí dítě
supermámy,mateřství,vývoj dítěte,výchova a škola,miminko182016-11-05 15:01:10.755925728vtipnych situaci ktere deji novopecenym rodicum podivejte chcete zavzpominat jake bylo kdyz vasemu diteti sotva par dni nebo pripravit vas ceka vam potomek narodi diky temto obrazkum webu first smile muzete supermamy materstvi vyvoj ditete vychova skola miminko292000070412016-11-05 15:01:10.755925["2016-11-05 06:00:00+01",infinity]00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000147832200014782617831478354471129-vtipnych-situaci-ktere-se-deji-novopecenym-rodicum-podivejte-se603604b30d8f7e69c03d300ebff440f7c43991truehttps://supermamy.maminka.cz/clanek/pro-zeny-super-mamy-materstvi-kojenec/428625/29-vtipnych-situaci-ktere-se-deji-novopecenym-rodicum-podivejte-se.htmlpro-zeny-super-mamy-materstvi-kojenecfalse309247013092470-img-supermamy-v0.jpg?v=0https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1https://1076101160.rsc.cdn77.org/img/1/gsmall/3092470_supermamy-v0.jpg?v=0https://1884403144.rsc.cdn77.org/foto/supermamy/NjkweDM2NS9jZW50ZXIvdG9wL2ZpbHRlcnM6cXVhbGl0eSg4NSk6bm9fdXBzY2FsZSgpL2ltZw/3092470.jpg?v=0&st=aPvsy9N3e9OtVGL0AYxFOf8tAcz0JIDHHGFaDHulUxo&ts=1600812000&e=0supermámyBoredpanda.com/First Smileimage29-vtipnych-situaci-ktere-se-deji-novopecenym-rodicum-podivejte-sehttps://supermamy.maminka.cz/clanek/pro-zeny-super-mamy-materstvi-kojenec/428625/29-vtipnych-situaci-ktere-se-deji-novopecenym-rodicum-podivejte-se.html58289729010300miminkomateřstvívývoj dítětevýchova a školasupermámymiminkomiminko0falsemateřstvímaterstvi0falsevývoj dítětevyvoj-ditete0falsevýchova a školavychova-a-skola0falsesupermámysupermamy0false428625604506110011788801257.6441491https://supermamy.maminka.cz/thread/604506/15365Kojenec5342/kojenec010011451469Vše pro miminko. Jakou mít doma výbavu pro miminko. Jak se o něj správně starat. Jak na kojení. Jak uspat miminko. Jak vyzrát na dětský pláč. kojenec, miminko, těhotenství, výbavička, kojenecké oblečení, novorozenec, kočárek, výživa, cvičení, rady, kojení, jméno, chci miminko1Kojenec – co mámu čeká, a na co se připravit0101111430https://supermamy.maminka.cz/kojenec5342Mateřství5334/materstvi0100114161469Mateřství je není jen radost. Poradíme vám, jak si v období těhotenství i péče o potomka poradit s řadou záludných překážek, které by mohly ohrozit vaši pohodu.mateřství, mateřská dovolená, péče, vše o mateřství, peněžitá pomoc, rady, sociální dávky, děti, těhotenství, porod, miminko, mateřská dovolená1Mateřství – co vše obnáší a jak být úspěšný rodič0101111420https://supermamy.maminka.cz/materstvi5338Výchova a škola5334/vychova-a-skola010011451469Poradíme, jak vychovat dítě co nejlépe, mít s ním dobré vztahy a na co si dát pozor. Podle čeho vybírat školu a co je při vzdělávání potomka nejdůležitější.výchova dítěte, bez otce, jak naučit, jak vybrat školu, střední škola, kam na vysokou, jak přinutit dítě, jak učit děti, vztahy s rodiči, vztahy s dětmi1Výchova a škola – výchova dítěte, správná škola0101111420https://supermamy.maminka.cz/vychova-a-skola5372Vývoj dítěte5342/vyvoj-ditete0100114141469Vývoj dítěte krok za krokem. Kdy řekne první slovo? Kdy bude lézt, přetáčet se, kdy se posadí? Kdy má udělat první krok, kdy ho naučit na nočník. 1Vývoj dítěte | Super mámy0101111430https://supermamy.maminka.cz/vyvoj-ditete35938624451746495365Kojenec5342/kojenec010011451469Vše pro miminko. Jakou mít doma výbavu pro miminko. Jak se o něj správně starat. Jak na kojení. Jak uspat miminko. 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